She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
You took a bar mat shot.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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