Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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