just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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