On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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