Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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