she's into porn, im staying here tonight
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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