dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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