She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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