Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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