It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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