apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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