No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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