Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
There was a lot of him and a little penis
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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