And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
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