Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Randomize
