I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
birth control should be required to get into college
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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