He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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