when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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