Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
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