You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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