My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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