How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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