it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
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