so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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