Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Randomize
