I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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