I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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