I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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