what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
