hell yes lets make some ravioli
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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