Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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