even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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