Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Randomize
