The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Drunk is a universal language darling
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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