Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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