I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
operation have a gay friend backfired
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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