sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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