Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
he was CRYING into my vagina
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Randomize
