The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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