oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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