it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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