So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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