I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Just took my morning after pill in the library
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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