never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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