She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I party with great urgency now.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
