I'm drive I can fine osifer
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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