So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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