yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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