Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
