I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
