Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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