You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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