I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
i came on her dog
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Randomize
