If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
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