He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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