There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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