Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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