I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
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